Directory

Entries are listed below in alphabetical order. (One-star and "hidden" entries have been filtered out, for your own protection...) Also, for easier access, try the Best Of or Feeling Lucky pages.

The ratings are according to my own whim. If you disagree with a rating and care to say so, send me a note.

• $1.84 (October 25, 2005) 
• (Not) Common (June 12, 2006) 
• (Not) Nova Scotia (June 7, 2006) 
• 11 (September 11, 2005) 
• 2 (June 23, 2006) 
• 5,999,999 to Go (January 28, 2008) 
• 60 Seconds Under a Black Star (February 1, 2006) 
• A Better Mousetrap (April 15, 2006) 
• A Definition of Irony (November 16, 2006) 
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the— (February 27, 2006) 
• A Tale of Two CDs (February 11, 2006) 
• A Visitors' Guide to Crazy (December 30, 2005) 
• All the Paintings in the World (July 3, 2006) 
• All-Star (July 22, 2005) 
• Alt-Country (October 16, 2007) 
• America's Fantasyland (March 14, 2004) 
• An Example of What the Zen Call "Monkey Mind" (May 1, 2004) 
• An Inconvenient Syllogism (October 12, 2007) 
• Antimonious (April 21, 2006) 
• Apartment of the Damned (July 13, 2006) 
• Are You Lonely? (June 18, 2005) 
• Astrological Ashram (November 14, 2007) 
• At End of Road (August 2, 2006) 
• Aural Tradition (April 14, 2006) 
• Auto-Summarize (August 20, 2005) 
• Automobiles, Bombs, and Movies! (November 14, 2004) 
• Autoschadenfreude (October 14, 2005) 
• B2 or Not B2, that is the question. (September 11, 2006) 
• Back to School (September 14, 2006) 
• Band Aid (January 2, 2008) 
• Bardo (January 5, 2007) 
• Battleground (October 17, 2004) 
• Because I Can (January 18, 2006) 
• Best Disappointing Games of 2007  (January 14, 2008) 
• Beyond Reproach (May 30, 2005) 
• Biennial Minimalism (August 16, 2005) 
• Blunt Trauma to the Head (December 31, 2007) 
• Bogus (November 11, 2004) 
• Boot-Strapping (July 14, 2007) 
• Breakdown / Metaphors (June 15, 2006) 
• Breakfast of Champions (February 21, 2006) 
• Brownout (July 21, 2005) 
• Burning Bridges (February 2, 2008) 
• Buy-a-Baby (May 2, 2008) 
• Camera Adds Ten (October 10, 2006) 
• Canny (September 3, 2006) 
• Caution Curves (October 20, 2007) 
• Caveatemptoraphobia (March 14, 2008) 
• Change of Address (July 23, 2007) 
• Charity, Chastity (March 8, 2008) 
• Chemical Imbalance (March 23, 2005) 
• Chicken Soup (November 17, 2007) 
• Chickens (September 8, 2005) 
• Chickens, pt. 2 (October 2, 2005) 
• Chicory (October 29, 2006) 
• Christopher is ... (December 19, 2007) 
• Chutes and Ladders (April 4, 2008) 
• Climbing Up the Walls (July 20, 2005) 
• Cloudscape (March 20, 2008) 
• Clutter and Kindness (November 21, 2007) 
• Coming Soon, to a Mob Near You (March 7, 2008) 
• Command Line Existential Crisis (April 25, 2008) 
• Computer Head (February 11, 2005) 
• Constituting or amounting to a whole (March 24, 2005) 
• Conversation with Blog  (January 25, 2008) 
• Cover Her (March 21, 2005) 
• Crossing Guard (March 28, 2008) 
• Dark Ages (October 14, 2006) 
• Days of Moving Slowly (December 20, 2005) 
• Death in Texas (February 22, 2008) 
• Death in the Afternoon (December 5, 2007) 
• Death of the Author (April 5, 2005) 
• Deeper and Deeper (June 2, 2005) 
• Deucelion. Gomorrah. New Orleans. (September 2, 2005) 
• Dharma.com (June 5, 2005) 
• Disaster, Guilt, and Convergence of the Twain (January 6, 2005) 
• Disimportant (July 12, 2006) 
• Do No Evil (March 19, 2008) 
• Don't Ask, Don't Tell (March 16, 2008) 
• Don't Quit Your Day Job  (October 22, 2007) 
• Dressing Up (October 31, 2006) 
• Dynamite! (December 1, 2007) 
• Election Night Haiku (November 8, 2006) 
• Elsewhere (July 15, 2005) 
• Embrace the Kafka (February 4, 2005) 
• Emergency Preparedness (November 19, 2007) 
• End of an Era (June 3, 2007) 
• Errand (August 27, 2004) 
• Escapism is underrated (September 17, 2005) 
• Everywhere You Go, There You Aren't (October 12, 2006) 
• Experiments in Magnetic Poetry (pt. 1) (October 1, 2007) 
• Experiments in Magnetic Poetry (pt. 2) (October 11, 2007) 
• Experiments in Magnetic Poetry (pt. 3) (October 18, 2007) 
• Fables of the Deconstruction (November 12, 2006) 
• False Face (March 15, 2006) 
• Faultline (July 27, 2005) 
• Fewer / Farther Between (May 12, 2005) 
• File Under 'Pathos' (February 18, 2008) 
• Fish in the Sea (August 6, 2006) 
• Fitter, Happier (January 21, 2008) 
• Flunking Out of Electoral College (November 7, 2004) 
• Foggy (July 8, 2005) 
• Food Court (March 27, 2007) 
• For Crying Out Loud (March 14, 2005) 
• Forecasting (December 10, 2005) 
• Formative Years (July 30, 2005) 
• Fortress of Solitude (April 17, 2008) 
• Forty-seven hours, fifteen minutes (February 26, 2005) 
• Freaks and Geeks (November 19, 2005) 
• Fresh Perspective (August 12, 2005) 
• Fridge Full of Condiments and No Food (April 16, 2008) 
• Fucking Hillary Clinton (February 4, 2008) 
• Fun (January 22, 2006) 
• Funny thing is... (May 11, 2005) 
• Furniture (October 4, 2005) 
• Furniture, pt. 2 (February 7, 2006) 
• Furniture, pt. 3 (April 3, 2006) 
• Furniture, pt. 4 (July 29, 2006) 
• Game Over (December 3, 2007) 
• Gassy (July 7, 2005) 
• Ghost in the Machine (July 5, 2006) 
• Ghost in the Machine, pt. 2 (July 7, 2006) 
• God of Small (White) Things (October 5, 2007) 
• Gordian Knot (April 28, 2006) 
• Greed, Lust (March 12, 2008) 
• Guess Things Happen That Way (November 23, 2005) 
• Haiku (November 16, 2005) 
• Hardback Demographic (February 24, 2006) 
• Having Cake Versus Eating It (June 6, 2007) 
• Hazy (July 9, 2005) 
• Hip-Hop Gandhi and the End of Time (November 9, 2007) 
• Home / Away From Home (August 28, 2005) 
• Home / Away From Home, pt. 2 (September 25, 2005) 
• Home / Sweet Home (October 1, 2005) 
• Hotels (part one) (December 11, 2005) 
• Housekeeping (October 21, 2006) 
• How cellophane (July 15, 2007) 
• Hyper-Mourning (March 11, 2007) 
• I ♥ Christmas (December 29, 2005) 
• I + NY (August 3, 2007) 
• I Never Hear The Word  (April 17, 2005) 
• I'm Not Funny (January 12, 2005) 
• i/Pod (July 24, 2006) 
• Identity Theft (January 18, 2005) 
• Imelda Marcos Syndrome (January 18, 2008) 
• Incontrovertible Proof of the Existence of God  (November 27, 2007) 
• Independents Day (July 4, 2007) 
• Inexplicable, Moving (December 30, 2007) 
• Insomnia (May 30, 2006) 
• Instant Classic (September 20, 2005) 
• Interference (October 30, 2006) 
• Intro to Philosophy (February 19, 2008) 
• Inverse Spring Cleaning (November 5, 2007) 
• IP Issues (October 12, 2005) 
• It's About the Power, Stupid (May 16, 2004) 
• It's Getting Hot in Here (January 28, 2005) 
• Jon Stewart for President (October 16, 2004) 
• Just Because You're Paranoid (October 14, 2004) 
• Just Like Summer Camp (August 11, 2005) 
• Kindness (June 24, 2006) 
• Klaus Kinski's Hairline (December 20, 2006) 
• L'Obsédant de Tour (July 16, 2005) 
• La Conspiración (December 14, 2004) 
• La Dolce Vita (July 28, 2006) 
• La Joie de Weblog (May 17, 2006) 
• Laugh Track (February 28, 2008) 
• Left Weave Girl (March 3, 2006) 
• Let's Go Cyrodiil (October 19, 2006) 
• Letters of Recommendation (April 19, 2006) 
• Libertarianism (January 5, 2008) 
• Like Coffee with Your Cream? (February 17, 2005) 
• Like I Need a Hole in My Head (December 16, 2005) 
• Liminal's Revenge (June 27, 2005) 
• Litmus Test (December 4, 2007) 
• Little Yellow Envelope (May 9, 2006) 
• Living the iLife (i) (December 5, 2004) 
• Long Division (March 5, 2008) 
• Lost (We Are) (October 11, 2006) 
• Lost and Found (April 29, 2005) 
• Love in the Time of Bird Flu (February 14, 2006) 
• Lying Naked and Face Down (January 22, 2008) 
• Lying Naked and Face Down (pt. 2)  (January 24, 2008) 
• Man of Leisure (February 17, 2008) 
• Maniacs (December 3, 2004) 
• Marathon Monday (April 16, 2006) 
• May Contain Traces of Peanuts (January 4, 2008) 
• Measure Twice, Cut (at) Once (March 2, 2008) 
• Metaphors in a Nutshell (or, The Philosophy of C#)  (August 26, 2005) 
• Middle of the Night (February 6, 2008) 
• Misunderestimations (and Vitriol) (November 6, 2004) 
• Movie of My Life (pt. 3) (August 22, 2005) 
• Multiple Personality Disorder (May 31, 2004) 
• My Bad Taste (November 23, 2007) 
• My Evil is Strong (September 24, 2006) 
• My Friend Tom (October 10, 2007) 
• My Girlfriend (November 12, 2005) 
• Nail-Biting / Thumb-Sucking (August 8, 2006) 
• Napoleon, Retreating from Moscow (August 21, 2007) 
• Narcissus (March 1, 2005) 
• Nature Abhors a Vacuum (January 9, 2005) 
• New! (July 27, 2006) 
• Nobody Likes Tarragon (January 14, 2005) 
• Noodles (October 10, 2005) 
• Not News (March 4, 2008) 
• Not Something You Think Every Day (Hopefully) (June 14, 2007) 
• Notebooks (December 18, 2006) 
• November Surprise (November 5, 2006) 
• Offline (June 30, 2006) 
• Oil / Rigged (March 19, 2005) 
• On the Head of a Pin (March 31, 2008) 
• On the Road (October 22, 2005) 
• On the Veranda (November 7, 2007) 
• Once You've Been in Serenity... (March 11, 2005) 
• One Way Ticket (February 7, 2008) 
• Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (April 7, 2006) 
• Open Call (July 5, 2005) 
• Open Letter to Senator Barack Obama (February 13, 2008) 
• Paint on the Palette (August 19, 2005) 
• Pandora's (Boom) Box (December 9, 2005) 
• Pantone 381U (September 27, 2006) 
• Pantone 700U (March 30, 2008) 
• Pantone 7499U (March 29, 2008) 
• Paris (November 4, 2007) 
• Party's Over (November 9, 2006) 
• Perchance To (March 15, 2007) 
• Phenomena / Noumena (October 14, 2007) 
• Please Play Again (April 12, 2005) 
• Pom Reading (February 7, 2005) 
• Postcards from the West (March 30, 2006) 
• Pot Rack (January 9, 2006) 
• Precious Time  (February 24, 2008) 
• Projectile Sputum (January 23, 2005) 
• Raison d'être (December 4, 2005) 
• Reach for the Stars (February 19, 2005) 
• Reaching the Pegbox (January 16, 2008) 
• Recycling (May 22, 2005) 
• Red No. 32 (September 20, 2007) 
• Redisenfranchisement (April 24, 2008) 
• Reflexive (March 7, 2006) 
• Resolve (January 2, 2006) 
• Return to the Valley of the Blogs (March 9, 2007) 
• Ridiculous Ironic Dilemma (June 18, 2006) 
• Rilke for Retards (June 4, 2006) 
• Roast, Well Done (May 1, 2006) 
• Rock and a Hard Place (March 31, 2005) 
• Sad Strangers, Photographed Beautifully (December 8, 2004) 
• Sainthood (March 25, 2005) 
• Salt in the Wound (July 12, 2005) 
• Same Sherpa, Different Urb (August 10, 2005) 
• Savasana is Hard (October 15, 2007) 
• Savasana is Hard (pt. 2) (October 19, 2007) 
• Scotland is the New Manchester (December 30, 2004) 
• Scream (April 24, 2005) 
• Search Engine Blew a Gasket (ii) (April 9, 2005) 
• Seven Days (July 12, 2007) 
• Shades of Gray (November 18, 2004) 
• Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, drive fast.
  (No tenemos...) (February 22, 2005) 
• Slow News Month (January 14, 2006) 
• Smudge Stick (November 26, 2007) 
• Snow Job (March 16, 2007) 
• Solipsist in a Hall of Mirrors (November 4, 2006) 
• Sounds of Silence (March 23, 2008) 
• Spam-o-Rator (January 28, 2006) 
• Spinning Wheels (January 29, 2006) 
• Spotless (January 3, 2005) 
• Squishy Jeans (June 10, 2006) 
• Start Spreading the News (July 29, 2005) 
• State of the Union (November 8, 2005) 
• Stay on Target (July 25, 2004) 
• Stingy (January 7, 2005) 
• Stinks (July 17, 2005) 
• Stories in Stone (September 18, 2005) 
• Stranger Than Fiction (June 20, 2005) 
• Structure from motion at equiluminance (February 14, 2008) 
• Suicide for Dummies (February 16, 2008) 
• Sunset in Boston, pt. 2 (June 10, 2007) 
• Sunshine. Springtime. Shopping Mall. (May 20, 2006) 
• Super Bowl Tuesday (February 5, 2008) 
• Syncopation (June 19, 2006) 
• Syndicated Communists (September 1, 2006) 
• Tastes Like Chicken (January 12, 2008) 
• Technology and the Theatre (pt. 1) (February 10, 2008) 
• Terminal B (March 29, 2007) 
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre (May 3, 2005) 
• That Guy (December 12, 2007) 
• The Aesthetics of Emotional Minimalism (November 11, 2005) 
• The Best That Alternate Reality Has to Offer (January 1, 2008) 
• The Bogeyman (February 21, 2008) 
• The Country of Lost Children (December 18, 2004) 
• The elephant in the room (July 6, 2005) 
• The End of the World, Again (January 1, 2005) 
• The Finished Form of the Future Catastrophe (March 2, 2006) 
• The Great Outdoors (April 28, 2008) 
• The Highlight of My Week (October 26, 2005) 
• The Idealist Versus the Progressive  (February 15, 2008) 
• The Ids of March (March 15, 2005) 
• The Importance of Being Ernest (July 2, 2005) 
• The Internet is Evil (March 17, 2007) 
• The Legacies of Darth Vader (May 31, 2005) 
• The Most Authentic Art in the World (April 5, 2008) 
• The Movie of My Life (June 1, 2005) 
• The Physics of Dirty Dishes (March 5, 2005) 
• The Rise of the Creative Corporal (January 16, 2005) 
• The Shortest Days (December 21, 2007) 
• The Simple Life (February 3, 2006) 
• The Softer Side of Suicide (May 3, 2006) 
• The World According to Facebook (March 27, 2008) 
• The Wraths of Grape (June 1, 2006) 
• The Year of Living Quietly (December 31, 2005) 
• Therapy (May 17, 2005) 
• There's No Place Like Texas (pt. 1) (January 3, 2008) 
• These Are My Hands (April 9, 2008) 
• Things to Do in Paris When You're Dead  (October 28, 2007) 
• Thinking of Elephants (October 22, 2006) 
• This Is Your Life (December 12, 2004) 
• This Old House (April 7, 2008) 
• This So-Called Idolatry (February 14, 2005) 
• Those Were the Days (Ode to Hunter?) (March 6, 2005) 
• To Whom It May Concern (June 15, 2006) 
• Tonight I Can't Write the Saddest Lines (August 12, 2006) 
• Toward the End of iLife (September 19, 2007) 
• Trick or Treat (October 29, 2005) 
• Triskaidekaphobia (June 13, 2006) 
• TV 2.0 (February 6, 2006) 
• Unholy Alliance (April 3, 2005) 
• Unmitigated Evil (March 3, 2005) 
• Unrecycling (May 1, 2008) 
• Unusual Cognition (October 25, 2007) 
• Up On Blocks (February 12, 2005) 
• Up Over the Manhattan Bridge Overpass (May 8, 2008) 
• Vacation to Saturn (January 19, 2005) 
• Vegan (January 17, 2008) 
• Very (November 13, 2006) 
• Victoria's Other Secret (April 18, 2008) 
• Visine Poisoning (April 9, 2005) 
• Want-Induced Psychosis (pt. 1) (January 6, 2008) 
• Want-Induced Psychosis (pt. 2) (January 9, 2008) 
• Want-Induced Psychosis (pt. 3) (January 31, 2008) 
• Warning Signs: Lost at Sea (October 17, 2007) 
• Wave of Humility (December 31, 2004) 
• WebMD (November 15, 2006) 
• Welcome to Middle-Class Poverty (July 20, 2004) 
• What a View (November 27, 2004) 
• What Would Jason Do? (November 16, 2007) 
• When He Surrounded Himself... (February 12, 2008) 
• Where Every American Dream Goes to Die (May 3, 2008) 
• Where is My Mind? (August 30, 2006) 
• Where Trains Make Sense (December 1, 2006) 
• Why I Can't Relate to Humanity (January 20, 2008) 
• Winona Forever (May 7, 2005) 
• Work (March 17, 2006) 
• Working from Home (August 6, 2007) 
• World War CO2 (February 9, 2008) 
• You Know You've Made It When (November 5, 2005) 
• Your Inner Toon (July 15, 2006)